Welcome BACK to Hell!

Well here we go again! Am I just a gluten for punishment or am I crazy?! Does anyone know a good psychologist I think I have a death wish?! For the past few days I have been getting really nauseated for no apparent reason so we decided to call the 'doc' and ask her if it was normal for a person to suddenly regress. She said it was and I was probably just 'getting rid of some toxins'. Great, just the 5 words I didn't want to hear...So...(menacing music) I decided to go through another liquid cleanse. I know, I know, I need my head examined, but hey it's like a band-aide, rip it off quick and it only hurts for a second, or in this case survive on liquids and get the toxins out quick! So this morning I had fifty ounces of the avocado breakfast shake and I'll probably have fifty more for lunch. For dinner I'll probably have fifty ounces of the ABS (see previous sentence)! So in all that's over a gallon of the darn stuff! That can't be healthy, wait maybe it can...But I do need some variety so if anyone has any, or knows anyone who has any, vegetable shakes or juices that they KNOW are good, please I'm begging you on hands and knees, pleading from the bottom of my heart let me have em! I really don't want to live on that cursed shake three meals a day for the next who knows how long!! I looked through all the recipes we have and gagged just thinking about the finished product! I'll probably end up eating em anyway, what else is new, I do have quite a strong gag reflex remember? So I could probably do it...but I surely don't want to! Well, see ya on the other side!